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Alex Admin
Posts : 177 Join date : 2008-12-28 Age : 37 Location : Philadelphia, PA
| Subject: Versus & Would You Rather Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:21 pm | |
| It's that game that we all play:
Who would win in a fight between ______________ & _______________??
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Would you rather_____________________ or _______________________? | |
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Ryan Sun! Rube
Posts : 10 Join date : 2009-01-06 Age : 38 Location : Sillydelphia
| Subject: alright...how about this Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:21 pm | |
| How about the classic:
Bear v. Shark
Now my friends and I have discussed this inside and out. We decided that in order for this to work it needs to be in the following conditions: both contenders need to be in an arena or environment filled with some sort of zero gravity gel that still enables to them to have the mobility of how they would move in their respective environements. both need to be proportionate to each other as dictated by breed of creature (i.e. kodiac vs great white or something relative like that) both should be fueled by hatred for the opposor.
As a correlation to this topic do we want to do: would you rather do a bear or shark?
Last edited by ilikefood85 on Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:22 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : poor grammar) | |
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Dave Keeper of the ManCat
Posts : 64 Join date : 2008-12-29 Age : 37 Location : Philadelphia
| Subject: Re: Versus & Would You Rather Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:24 pm | |
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Alex Admin
Posts : 177 Join date : 2008-12-28 Age : 37 Location : Philadelphia, PA
| Subject: Bear V. Shark--Supreme Court Case c. 1882 Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:30 pm | |
| As we've seen in the classic historically un-supported case of Bear V. Shark in 1882,
Bear made his case for supreme victory through a series of grunts and growls that could only be established and translated by the "Court Idiot," which was a customary position at the time.
Shark fidgeted on the stand violently and the trial had to be suspended until a proper seat was found (again, by the Court Idiot).
Once this was established, Shark was able to make his case for ultimate awesomeness.
The Jury, which just so happened to be the very FIRST all-black Jury found in favor (not surprisingly) of Bear.
Years later, the CFAB (Coalition for the Awesomeness of Bears) admitted that the trial was indeed a farce due to the fact that lawyer in defense of Bear was fully aware that the Jury would never vote for "A Great White."
--Super Dude Encyclopedia | |
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Joe_G Noob (lvl. 2)
Posts : 24 Join date : 2008-12-30
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Laura G Noob (lvl. 2)
Posts : 25 Join date : 2009-01-06 Age : 40 Location : What, here?
| Subject: Re: Versus & Would You Rather Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:48 am | |
| ...And this is why Nick Nolte shouldn't dress himself. | |
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Alex Admin
Posts : 177 Join date : 2008-12-28 Age : 37 Location : Philadelphia, PA
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Ryan Sun! Rube
Posts : 10 Join date : 2009-01-06 Age : 38 Location : Sillydelphia
| Subject: this is an easy one... Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:26 pm | |
| gary busey's ego mos def. If you've seen the short lived comedy central show "I'm with Busey", you'll understand.
and Rip torn all the way. The guy was in Freddy got fingered...if you can survive a feature with Tom Green, I think you can take on the world. | |
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Alex Admin
Posts : 177 Join date : 2008-12-28 Age : 37 Location : Philadelphia, PA
| Subject: Re: Versus & Would You Rather Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:17 am | |
| That's fair, I suppose...but...what about Gary Busey would NOT defeat his EGO? | |
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