Everytthing I need to know I learned from singing cartoons...

For example? Istanbul was Constantinople.

George Washington was the first, you see. He once chopped down a cherry tree.

One is a genius, the other's insane.

And so on. Feel free to continue the list.

and who can forget the classic: Women shouldn't be allowed to vote...?

...citation?

This was the closest I could find. It's not the right song, but it'll do...